Thursday, February 16, 2012

WHATS YOU TAKE ON THIS ONE



DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

MASIFEBENI
JA, the problem arises when you have lived together for a
long time with   your girlfriend...She start to be like your
sister..Udadewenu..   meaning...You end up not getting an erection...That's
why we get   divorces. Some people will say the solution is
communicating...   listening..counseling, and all the other related
stuff...I do not think   so!   Here is how you solve your problem:   The
best thing to do uma nishadile or staying together ukuthi nifebelane   and
in that way you won't find each other boring.
Q: Why?
a.. Umfazi wakho  will always want to look good, ukuze afebe kahle.   She will always look
attractive to you because she wants to look   attractive to the other
people who are bonking her or who want to bonk   her...
b..You will also maintain and better the way you perform in a   relationship
because you have your partner and the other people you are   bonking to
satisfy... uyafeba... if you look around most women
abafebayo....they have successful marriages that last forever....and
the  girls abafebayo...are the most to get married than abo Miss Goodie
goodie..
Why?...
a.. If you start ukufeba manje..you will master...the
art of betraying..   lying with a straight face...juggling many BALLS...
sleeping with three   people in one weekend (satisfying all of them)
..Most women abaqala   ukufeba sebeshadile... they fail... because they
have not mastered what   i have mentioned above...as a women ..
b..Ukufeba will also teach you that, people can not be trusted and next   time
they disappoint you...you will just take it as one of those things   that
happen in life ( this is a very valuable lesson in life...not   taking life
that seriously) because you find people want to kill   themselves after
finding out that their partner have been cheating on   them. Ukufeba will
also help you go ahead in your career because you   know the weakest points
of men/women...
IF UMUNTU WAKHO>  EKUFEBELA ...that's when you love them more and more   because you know
that i-competition is tough... even when having sex ...   you make sure that
you screw them better than the other people she is   seeing... to know if
something is good or not...you must have had a big   one before than after
you cross the bridge yokufebelana, I'm telling   you; you going to have a
successful marriage or Vat en Sit. I also want   all the guys to admit that
with izifebe they are more fun than abo Miss   Goodie Goodie because they
go all the way.   Viva Bufebe viva ????

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