Give that maid a BELLS

A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a
raise.

Maid: I can cook Better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me.

Madam: OK, second reason?

Maid: I can iron better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me.

Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious"

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are.

(Madam doubled her wages instantly) (give that maid a BELLS)