Wednesday, March 28, 2012

JAIL IN AUSTRIA










Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON                                   @ WORK

You spend the majority                 you spend the majority of your time
of your time in a 10X10 cell           in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON                                   @ WORK  
You get three meals a day             you get a break for one meal and
fully paid for                                 you have to pay for it

@ PRISON                                  @ WORK
You get time off for good               you get more work for
behaviour                                     good behaviour


@ PRISON
                                            @ WORK
The guard locks and unlocks          you must often carry a security card
all the doors for you                      and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON                                  @ WORK  
You can watch TV and                    you could get fired for watching
play games                                   TV and playing games

@ PRISON                                   @ WORK
You get your own toilet                   you have to share the toilet with
     
                                             
some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
                                  @ WORK
 
They allow your family                   you aren't even supposed to speak
and friends to visit                         to your family

@ PRISON                                    @ WORK  
All expenses are paid by the            you get to pay all your expenses to go
taxpayers with no work required      to work, and they deduct taxes from
                                                   
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON                                     @ WORK  
You spend most of your life              you spend most of your time wanting
inside bars wanting to get out          to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON                                                   @ WORK
You must deal with sadistic              They are called managers
wardens


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