JOB INTERVIEW: What is your name?

Candidate: MP
Officer: please  tell me properly
Candidate: Mthembu Petros.
Officer: Who is your father?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: meaning?
Candidate: Mthembu Praise-god
Officer: Where  do u live
Candidate: At MP sir
Officer: Mpumalanga?
Candidate: No its Minna Port sir.
Officer: What are your qualifications?
Candidate: i have MP sir
Officer:(angrily) talk straight here am not playing what’s that?
Candidate: Matric pass sir.
Officer: so why do u need a job?
Candidate:(sadly) MP sir
Officer: Yerrrr meaning?
Candidate: Money problems sir.
Officer : i  will get back 2u
Candidate: so how was MP sir?
Officer: and what’s that again?
Candidate: My performance
Officer: it was MP
Candidate: Meaning?
Officer: Mental Problem.